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2 Irishmen on a Canadian hunting trip….?
Paddy & Murphy while on a holiday to the US got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
Despite having consumed large amounts of whisky during the trip, they managed to bag six moose. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.
The two Irishmen objected strongly. “Sure last year we shot six o the fekkin’ t’ings, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same fekkin’ plane as yours.”
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and went down minutes after take-off.
A few moments after, climbing out of the smoking wreckage, Paddy asked Murphy,
“Any idea where we fekkin are?”
Mick replied,
“I t’ink we’re pretty fekkin close to where we crashed last year.”
i like those sort of jokes verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny
an irish man goes to buy a new bath, the manager says” would you like a plug with it” paddy replies ” i didn’t know they made electric ones”.
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