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This is not meant as a joke. Ask any man (or woman) on the streets of Arizona, USA. Or try searching the web for UFOs. Most likely you have there Eyewitness to view.
Not that is a Western phenomenon. Because ET sightings have been reported in Africa and Asia, and has written books on the subject.
These little green men from the universe X and 100 times travel at the speed of light to colonize the land and enjoy its rich natural resources. They have so far been feeding in the stars before this discovery. At that speed, it will be here in 100 years.
But they are coming here with weapons of mass destruction. They have stars in their bag of food that will last for 100 years long journey. The problem for us is that the closer they to land, the worst for us.
The bottom line therefore is this: The UFO's are causing global warming!
Polar bears and migratory birds when I first saw this and warned us. Now scientists, farmers and fishermen gave credence to the story. There is talk of coastal cities to be buried under the oceans, for drying water bodies, and desertification.
The books have been about global warming, people have won Nobel Prizes and the UN Chief flew to Antarctica to see the melting of ice with your own eyes!
The problem though is that the man is skeptical by nature. Warn of human beings of a volcanic eruption, earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, or a conflagration is coming. The man chosen to do with their eyes as Ban Ki-moon, before believing. So you think the UFO's are coming to burn us to death and take over our land?
The death of the dinosaurs came Suddenly millions of years ago. The stupidest reason I've read of his death is huge creatures that destroyed their eggs. How can self-destruct?
It is similar to man chat produce greenhouse gases and suicide. Hogwash and damned lies!
The most plausible theory of death the dinosaurs is the sudden change in the land of your thermostat. Similarly, the ETs are on pace to scorch humans to death with his bag of food from the stars. The sad part is that while the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park to remember their history, there would be a Park Hominid.
So what we do in the face this threat of mass extinction?
The U.S. have already taken the initiative by the vote of millions of dollars to scientists once again resume their search of these extraterrestrials elusive. But I also wanted the G8 to join in the search.
The scribe of the United Nations should convene a meeting Emergency General Assembly of the United Nations, warning the world body of this imminent danger and the urgent request for funds for this campaign. After all, their sovereignty is at stake and the United States – largest debtor country in the world is at the forefront of this hunt.
The solution then is not in the control of global carbon emissions, but these evil aliens Nuke to death since the International Space Center before entering our universe.
Meanwhile, scientists of the world must start preparing Intergalactic Missiles (IM). Tall order?
We can overcome. This is the most urgent facing the world today. All other thing is secondary. We have lived with war and terrorism, hunger and poverty, disease and disasters of the past 6,000 years.
I'm taking a hit in our ultimate victory with the title "Getting Over UFOs." Congratulations!
Arthur Zulu is a writer and editor.
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